Friday, July 11, 2008

10..oops 11 things i DONT miss about you.

1. How your kooch would occasionally smell like a dirty sock.


2. How your flesh felt like a sharpey when you took off your clothes

3. No matter how hard i tried not to think about it, yeah...you gave really bad head.

4. How your kooch would get so wet it would feel like humping a bucket of slugs.

5. How ugly your feet looked when your fake toenails fell off

6.How you constantly would refuse to apologize for any of your actions.

7. Your crappy taste in music

8. How you would constantly lie and try to turn it around as if it were my fault.

9. On how i created who you are and you used your 'persona' to fuck me over. nice job.

10. How even when you did visit you found the need to try to make your limited time here full of spending time with others.

11. The fact that your tits have now become pancakes. Might wanna save some of the money you travel with and buy some tits. You look like something off of national geographic.


In closing have fun with your weak, pussy of a 'boyfriend' who lives even further and is dumber than i could possibly be. Enjoy your vanilla. Oh and if he's reading this..you know that really cool sexual thing she does that you like? i taught her that. Also, if he wants any pics or video of your past 'adventures', have him drop me a line. i no longer have a use for them.